She said "I know you and you cannot sing"...

I said "that's nothing, you should hear me play piano."

• This is pretty much my favourite blog ever, at least this week. It's almost like the writers jumped right out of my head and in front of a computer. Especially the part about Prius owners. And yes, I spelled favourite with a u, since I got docked points in college for being a stupid American not adhering to Canadian style guides. Today the u in favourite is the only link i have left to Montreal salad days.

• Taxi Taxi is rocking the Lower East Side once again, this time in the main room of Pianos (click and scroll all the way down). Hence the above Smiths lyric that's been stuck in my head.
Saturday, 9th March at 8:00. 3 days after my birthday. Does 31 even mean anything anywhere?

Oops, almost let this one slip by.

Damn yo. Haven't written a paper in almost ten years, and now i'm trying to knock out two essays for this grad school app; almost forgot to post this. If you can brave the shit-ass weather and make it out to Park Slope, I'll buy you a drink.